A Year in the Life of a Total and Complete Genius

I, Arthur A. Bean, am going to be famous. It's not going to be easy, I know. Already junior high is getting in the way. My true love Kennedy barley notices me, and Ms Whitehead doesn't understand my creative genius. Plus, Robbie Zack (what a loser) thinks that I steal his ideas, which I don't. It's not cheating if you happen to read someone else's stuff and then have a blast of inspiration. I'm pretty sure that's what all famous writers do, anyway. And I am going to be famous. I just need to win the story-writing contest this year...

Welcome to a year in the life of Arthur A. Bean. He's irreverent, he's outrageous...and if Robbie's threats come to pass, he's about to get his head stuck in the toilet.